Monday, April 20, 2020
My Migrant Story
I was born in Perth, Australia and moved to Brisbane when I was a baby to be closer to family.
I then moved to Nelson, New Zealand to be closer to family again I was 6 at the time.
I then moved to Christchurch to live with my mum I was 13.
Sunday, April 19, 2020
Hamburgers
For the standard hamburger we added tomato, lettuce, and cheese. For our beef patties we added onion bread crumbs and egg. Our burger was very colourful and the texture of the patty was a nice touch to finish it off.
For the rice burger instead of having burger buns we replaced them with compressed rice in the shape of a circle. we added the same filling as the standard burger, the rice bun instead if the bread bun seemed weird but once we tasted it it added a nice texture sadly our rice buns collapsed so it was more like a rice salad.
Texture: The rice added a weird texture to the burger
Colour: The tomato and the lettuce leaves added a nice pop of colour
Taste: The taste was surprisingly good but i would still prefer a regular hamburger over the rice one
Monday, March 23, 2020
Korfball
Friday, March 20, 2020
The Hunter Swoop
Lifeless bushes covering a brown dry surface. I see mountains decorated with snow as white fluffy clouds hover above them. Burning rubber lingers in the air and tyre marks lie across the icy road. The road fades in the distance as painted stripes brighter than the sun follow it.
The chard trees shadow over me as i look into the distance. A blanket of yellow leaves lay across the muddy surface. A lagoon stands in front of me blocking me from Entering the burnt Forrest.
Unfortunately my teeth were covered with metal wires, At school I get called brace face. As i looked in the mirror i notice that my scody teeth had popcorn in-between them. My teeth were more yellow than the sun.
Mirror Mirror
Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the baddest bitch of them all? "Not you, you look like road kill" "Wow thanks way to build a girls confidence!"
It all started a week ago when my brother bought me a vintage mirror off of eBay for my birthday. I absolutely loved it i loved the frame work but i it attitude ruins its beauty.
Attitude? how can a mirror have attitude you might say? My mirror is one of a kind it tells you how you look but instead of giving you complements it burns you hotter than the snags on the barbie.
Like this morning it told be i looked whiter than the ice in Antarctica and my blouse looked like i got it out of the trash whilst the bin was on fire! Rude right?
Wednesday, March 18, 2020
Partner Picture Prompt
I stand there looking at a strange white male, Hes average height and has hair whiter than snow. He runs out from the tall weeds looking at me and staying stiller than a rock, Looking me straight in the eyes i see a drop of sweat trickle down his fore head. He slowly tries to run away so I decide to run after him as i get close i see he is naked, Saggy butt cheeks hanging low to the ground and gravity is not helping when it is pulling his man boobs down. He looks at me again i walk up to him and say, "Are you okay?" He looks at me startled as if he thought a hippopotamus couldn't talk! I stand on my two chubby back legs and pick up a leaf and at lightning speed weave him a shirt and trousers out of leaves. He looks at me with a smile and replies with a " Thank you" I say my good byes and wish him a happy birthday "Happy birthday?" He says "Well yes isn't that the reason your wearing your birthday suit? He looks at me with a smirk and says "You could say that."Monday, March 16, 2020
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