Partner Picture Prompt

I stand there looking at a strange white male, Hes average height and has hair whiter than snow. He runs out from the tall weeds looking at me and staying stiller than a rock, Looking me straight in the eyes i see a drop of sweat trickle down his fore head. He slowly tries to run away so I decide to run after him as i get close i see he is naked, Saggy butt cheeks hanging low to the ground and gravity is not helping when it is pulling his man boobs down. He looks at me again i walk up to him and say, "Are you okay?" He looks at me startled as if he thought a hippopotamus couldn't talk! I stand on my two chubby back legs and pick up a leaf and at lightning speed weave him a shirt and trousers out of leaves. He looks at me with a smile and replies with a " Thank you" I say my good byes and wish him a happy birthday "Happy birthday?" He says "Well yes isn't that the reason your wearing your birthday suit? He looks at me with a smirk and says "You could say that."